My Captain Falcon FactsMy Captain Falcon facts:You can always tell your secrets to Captain Falcon. Not only is he the best at keeping secrets, but also his limited vocabulary makes it hard for him to blurt out your secrets anyway.Despite his limited vocabulary, Captain Falcon is actually an intelligent speaker. However, hes more of a man of action, so he lets his actions do all the talking since actions speak louder than words.The answer to any question on school tests and homework is Captain Falcon. If you turn it in to your teacher, he/she will give you an F
A Falcon F that is! Its better than an A+, so it should get you through school with ease
Unfortunately, its hard to tell the difference between a normal F and a Falcon F, so its not going to do you any good in school unless you show it to Captain Falcon himself.Captain Falcon knows the meaning of life, but if he tries to tell it to you, youll explode in an explosion of aw
FALCON PUNCHCaptain Douglas Falcon drew in a great beath, filling his lungs in preparation for the exclamation that would soon follow. He gazed upon his foe, a rogueish glint inhabiting his eyes, for he would deliver pain beyond pain to this hapless sap before him. And so he spoke the first portion of his declaration, drawing back a single arm that bulged with muscle and sinew."FALCON..."Now! It was time to unleash the blazing fury of his attack. Captain Falcon concluded his shout:"PAUNCH!!!"As he did so, the Captain brought his fist forward with incredible speed, crimson flames bursting into life and enshrouding his arm and fist like a fatal wreathe. Both fist and inferno, one entity of pain and suffering, slammed directly into Captain Falcon's foe. The enemy was sent flying, soon gone with a departing twinkle in the cloudy skies.